Yes, Nintendo, may I have another?

Dear Wii Fit:
you kicked my ass.

Well, not my ass precisely, more my abs.

I did it. I worked through every open game in my Wii fit on the first night. I played for 2 hours and in that time was repeatedly pummeled with hula hoops, shoes and panda heads, became a giant rolling snowball and I told my Wii trainer she was an unholy bitch.

Cyber abuse, the next generation.

Back to the Y so a real breathing human can abuse my body and mock me for only doing three push-ups. Yay!